AMERICAN VISA WAHALA......... lol

                               

                                                  SOJI APPLIES FOR AMERICAN VISA

VISA LADY: What are you going to do in the US?

Soji. School na. The papers are right before you.

Visa Lady: The course you were admitted for, Nigerian universities offer it. Moreover, the way your eye is shining, we do not think you will come back.

Soji. Your papa!! wetin dey that America sef? No be China and Russia done dey pass una so? America hand done fall finish. wetin dey there wey no dey South Africa and England? Come on gimme my passport back. Una women no fine sef

Visa Lady: (Angry) What do you mean? America is still number 1 in all the world and our women...we have all peoples all tribes. What are you talking about

Soji: Abeg make person hear word. America hand done fall

Visa Lady: You know what? (Stamps the passport) Here is two years visa. Go there, and go round the country and tell me if you can compare old London houses and tight China to our spacious wonderful America. Here is your Visa. You have really made me angry today

Soji: GOD BLESS YOUR ANGER. (collects visa and leaves)

(It ends with this prayer "May the anger of your enemies elevate you in Jesus name. Amen)